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The "Bend Over Dude!" Paddle

Multi-Purpose Butt Whacker that'll leave him squirming!  Grabbing his ankles, over the sofa arm or over the knee, he'll remember this one for a long time!  Guaranteed results! 

Hand made in New England

Model P13 -- $28.95
Natural New England Hardwood -- 17" x 3" x3/8" -- Hand Rubbed Teak Oil Finish

The "Thank You Sir!" Paddle

This one'll bust someone's ass! Heavy-duty model for a guy who doesn't respond properly to lesser paddles. You know the type!

Hand made in New England

Model P6 -- $32.95
Natural New England Hardwood -- 22" x 5" x 1/2" -- Hand Rubbed Teak Oil Finish
 

The "Woodshed" Paddle

This hot model is made for us by our expert craftsman in northern New England. Roger has been making fine canoe paddles and oars for years and we asked him to design a paddle for fraternity use. Now you are able to own one of his hand-finished, heirloom-quality creations! 

Hand made in New England

Model P11 -- $28.95
Natural New England Hardwood -- 22" x 3" x 3/8" -- Hand Rubbed Teak Oil Finish
 

The "Grab Your Ankles!" Paddle

This is the paddle that has been swatting butt in fraternity houses for over a century. It's made for us by a paddle company in the hills of Tennessee. You can be sure that they know how to make and use a paddle back in the hills!

Model P3 -- $23.95
Solid Maple -- Stained Walnut -- Varnished -- 22" x 31/2" x 3/4"
 

The "Assume The Position!" Paddle

Our longest paddle, this model is a great one for you if you play baseball: apply it with both hands for a solid swat!

Model P4 -- $26.95
Solid Maple -- Stained Walnut -- Varnished -- 29" x 31/2" x 3/4"
 

SC Billy likes this one!


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"The Big Woody" Paddle

Another hot board from our Yankee woodshop. This one sends a message with a sting.

Hand made in New England

Model P7 -- $28.95
Natural New England Hardwood -- Hand Rubbed Teak Oil Finish -- 22" x 21/2" x 1/2"
 

The "Drop Trou!" Paddle

This paddle is portable. Put it in your back pocket and your buds will know what you're lookin' for. Over-the-knee, or bent over, you'll get results with this one.

Model P2 -- $19.95
Solid Maple -- Walnut Stained and Varnished -- 13" x 31/2" x 3/4"
 

"The Eight Incher"

Hang this one from your car mirror. Hang it from your belt loop.

Model P9 -- $9.95
Solid Maple -- Walnut Stained and Varnished -- 8" x 21/2" x 3/4"

The Paddle Keychain

This solid maple keychain with leather key holder looks hot when hanging out of your back pocket!

Model P8 -- $4.95
Solid Maple -- Natural Finish -- 4" x 1" x 1/4"
 

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